Payback Time

When I was seventeen, I went to a club with my boyfriend, we had been having some troubles lately, so we went just for a good time. I could tell he was looking at every woman except me, so I pretended to look at every man except him. Just as I had hoped, he got jealous and left to "go to the bathroom." Naturally he didn't come back, so then this cute guy walked over and asked if he could join me. I said yes and we talked. When he found out my boyfriend had bailed he was concerned. He immediately offered me a ride home. I said sure, and we left.

The ride home was very quiet - I think any conversation there was was done in the club - so it wasn't all that interesting. I was feeling rather horny though and I couldn't help but stare at his crotch. He must have really liked me because it was BULGING! I could already tell it was a big one... I couldn't resist. I broke the silence and said, "You know it was really nice of you to take me home... so I guess I should repay you." I grinned at him and placed my hand on his crotch and unzipped him. I slowly went down and pulled it out. It was a magnificent sight! It was massive and not too hairy, with a nice head. I placed my lips around it and, amazingly, started to suck every inch of it. I loved the feel of it in my mouth and sucked it with passion. When he finally came I savored every drop of his cum, enjoying all of this. When he dropped me off, I could definitely say he had a big smile on his face!

They Missed My Cock

One semester at college I ran into an ex-girlfriend who wanted me to meet her new roommate - a friend of hers who had returned to college after taking a few semesters off. We hit it off and stated dating a week or so later, although it was a little strange being that her roommate was my ex. We had a great sex life for a few months but then broke up when I found out that she was also dating/ having sex with a guy off campus, and was making moves on another guy ON campus. Later at a party my roommate and I were throwing these two ex's of mine stopped by. Things were getting pretty wild when the second ex stepped out to get some air. I followed to see if she was alright. Both of us being drunk led to a sexual conversation and she began to relate how she "missed my cock." We began making out in the hallway and were quite involved when ex Number One came out into the hall. They both began to flirt with and kiss me, talking about how they missed my manhood and missed oral sex with me, etc. The first ex, the taller one, began rubbing my crotch and licking my ear while the shorter girl started rubbing the taller one's breasts and asked if I missed them as much as they missed me. I agreed that I did miss sex with each of them; the taller one in particular had been great in bed and I missed her fantastic breasts. They looked at each other and decided they should give me the time of my life with a threesome. I was so excited that I didn't even go back to my room to tell my roomie where I was off to, nor did I even grab a condom, I just went with the girls back to their room. Back at their room we immediately stripped off all our clothes and jumped into the bed. The first girl began licking the second one's clit with me. After she came, I entered her from behind and leaned around to help her go down on the first one. We switched positions a few time when the second ex decided that she should give the first one a lesson in how to properly give head. They both shared my cock for a while, each sucking on it and then trading to the other. For awhile I was so relaxed that I began to stare at a lava lamp in the room and ended up being yelled at for ignoring them! After that, the taller ex sat on me and we made love in a very monogamous way while the other one watched and masturbated. This kind of thing continued into the night and we eventually fell asleep in a pile of sweat and cum. Months later I stopped by their room to just say hello and found my first ex wearing nothing but a loose shirt and the other one lying in bed smoking a joint. Just to see how she would react I slipped my hand under the shirt of my first ex. She reached around and began to undo my pants, and standing right there in the room in the middle of the afternoon we put on show for the other girl. I entered the tall one from behind and we removed every piece of clothing we had. This time there was no threesome, only two of us putting on a show for the other girl, who just lay there masturbating.

Fast Food Fuck

I had just starting going out with a woman I worked with at this small restaurant and we happened to have a closing shift together. All night long I had been having the hardest time keeping my mind off of her ass and on the orders I was making. I had to go into the walk in refrigerator twice just to "cool off." Finally, the place was closed and we were the last employees there. We knew we shouldn't do it, but the temptation was too great...we started making out in the kitchen, leaning up against one of the counters she had just wiped down. In no time at all, I had a hard on. She got up so she was sitting on the counter, and reached down and undid my pants and got out my dick, stroking it to keep it hard. She lifted up her skirt and pushed her panties aside, and then guided me into her. She scooted to the edge of the counter and wrapped her legs around my waist. God, that was such a hot fuck, my knees almost went out from under me. After we finished, we had to clean the counter up again, then finish our closing chores. Then we went back to her place and fucked some more. I'm glad I got another job soon after that, 'cause it weirded me out to be making food on the same counter where we had been fucking.

Hot Waitress

I work at a restaurant and a hot waitress was hired. We talked a lot but there was this huge sexual tension between us.

One night after a long shift she invited me to her apartment for some drinks. We both got pretty buzzed and started fooling around. I took her shirt and bra off and started sucking her nipples while she took my cock out and stroked it.

We got naked and I bent her over the couch and teased her wet pussy with my hard cock. Finally she yelled "shove it in me!" so I did, and fucked wildly until I came in her wet hot pussy. She was moaning and screaming the whole time.

She told me it was the best sex she's ever had and we still fuck regularly.

First Love

One of my male friends from high school had a sister who was kind of cute so I asked her out on a date. I think we went to a movie and went parking afterwards. We were kissing and petting through our clothes and we started opening but not removing clothes because it was cool outside. I was fingering her cunt and she was rubbing my now hard dick. I paused for a moment and the next thing I know she has her mouth on my dick and it is feeling great. I was so surprised that she did this, on the first date even. So we went out whenever we could and every time I got a great blow job. She was 14 or 15 at the time. One night she was babysitting and she invited me over. I came over and she said we could go up to the bedroom. We stripped and she guided my hard dick into her pussy. The look on her face as my dick slid in was priceless. I will never forget it. Never.

New uses for candy cane

The night was young. 8 o'clock to be exact. I had just gottin out of the shower. My body was shinning in the light from the wet, warm water as I walked nudely into my bedroom with the windows fully open.

As I lay on my bed and stroked my vagina with my pink spiral dildo, there was a knock on the door. It was my electrician telling me that there would be experements done on the neighborhood electricity and i wouldn't have power for at least 12 hours. You must understand that i had not had sex for at least 3 hours and this talk of the upcoming darkness was turning me on to the point that you could lay me down on some wood and hammer my nipples in as a nail subbstitute. Carl the electrician notice and a smug grin crossed his face.

As i moved my eyes down his body i noticed that his nipples were also hard and as I kept going i noticed a rather large bulge building and building within the crotch of his pants. As i reached out to close the door, my hand 'slipped' and i grabbed his, hard, rocky cock. He looked at me and stuck his head in between my breasts, buzzing his lips as though blowing in a tuba. The only thing i could think to say was, "My breasticles, my breasticles." I gasped over and over. He then grabbed me and threw me onto the nearest furniture piece, which happened to be the coffee table.

I then reached out and pulled down his pants and started talking dirty to him saying things and using such innuendos such as, "Why don't you put your car in my garage" and "put your meat in my taco" and finally "let your sperm start their great journey to my egg" and so forth. However there was a slight problem after he removed his pink, lacey thong, I realized he had a candycane striped penis as though it was given to him by and elf working for the big SC himself. I let out a shreik however i was silenced as he shoved his penis in my mouth hooking it around my tonsils. All I could do was slide my tongue in between the loop that is formed at the end of said candy cane. I looked at him and he laughed with glee.

He then proceeded to call me names like, "strappy horse" and "santa's little helper". He then asked me if i would slide up the table a wee bit and remove the coaster from his ass. I obliged without hesitency. He then asked if i would turn around so he could give me anal pleasure. I warned him that i had a serious case of hemeroids, but he did not care or at least his next move made it seem so. In a matter of two minutes i recieved the biggest candy cane enema of my life. After I shat on his chest and rubbed it all over his hard, bulging, nail like nipples, I attemped to suck the mintyness out of his candy cane. To my dissmay, it tasted bad. Either it was the cum in my mouth or his shit coated dick, but either way, I was pleasured. He then layed me down on the recently vacumed floor and proceded to thrust his looped penis into my horizontally shaped vagesticle. I screamed in pleasure. After about 3 hours, he unloaded on me. My entire body had been white washed.

It look as though I was covered in snow, however, this was no snow. This was wet and sticky, like nickolodian's slime time live. I gagged as I could not breath through the foot deep layer of sperm that coated my recently vaccumed floor. I was lucky as I was planing to buy a new floor the next week. I got up and coughed up a sink's worth of sperm out of my throat and I asked if i would ever see him again as i knew i would be pregnant after so much sperm had entered my vaginal cavity and across my body in my varioius openings.

It was as if a massive snow storm had covered the entire united states. My ob/gyn said that I my body was 78 percent sperm, 21 percent normal body parts, and the rest was of certain sugary texture often used in candy canes that the doc couldn't make sense of. As i limped back to my car, sperm still flowing down my legs as i had not been completly cleaned out yet, there was Carl leaning against my car ready to start another night of fun......