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The night was young. 8 o'clock to be exact. I had just gottin out of the shower. My body was shinning in the light from the wet, warm water as I walked nudely into my bedroom with the windows fully open.
As I lay on my bed and stroked my vagina with my pink spiral dildo, there was a knock on the door. It was my electrician telling me that there would be experements done on the neighborhood electricity and i wouldn't have power for at least 12 hours. You must understand that i had not had sex for at least 3 hours and this talk of the upcoming darkness was turning me on to the point that you could lay me down on some wood and hammer my nipples in as a nail subbstitute. Carl the electrician notice and a smug grin crossed his face.
As i moved my eyes down his body i noticed that his nipples were also hard and as I kept going i noticed a rather large bulge building and building within the crotch of his pants. As i reached out to close the door, my hand 'slipped' and i grabbed his, hard, rocky cock. He looked at me and stuck his head in between my breasts, buzzing his lips as though blowing in a tuba. The only thing i could think to say was, "My breasticles, my breasticles." I gasped over and over. He then grabbed me and threw me onto the nearest furniture piece, which happened to be the coffee table.
I then reached out and pulled down his pants and started talking dirty to him saying things and using such innuendos such as, "Why don't you put your car in my garage" and "put your meat in my taco" and finally "let your sperm start their great journey to my egg" and so forth. However there was a slight problem after he removed his pink, lacey thong, I realized he had a candycane striped penis as though it was given to him by and elf working for the big SC himself. I let out a shreik however i was silenced as he shoved his penis in my mouth hooking it around my tonsils. All I could do was slide my tongue in between the loop that is formed at the end of said candy cane. I looked at him and he laughed with glee.
He then proceeded to call me names like, "strappy horse" and "santa's little helper". He then asked me if i would slide up the table a wee bit and remove the coaster from his ass. I obliged without hesitency. He then asked if i would turn around so he could give me anal pleasure. I warned him that i had a serious case of hemeroids, but he did not care or at least his next move made it seem so. In a matter of two minutes i recieved the biggest candy cane enema of my life. After I shat on his chest and rubbed it all over his hard, bulging, nail like nipples, I attemped to suck the mintyness out of his candy cane. To my dissmay, it tasted bad. Either it was the cum in my mouth or his shit coated dick, but either way, I was pleasured. He then layed me down on the recently vacumed floor and proceded to thrust his looped penis into my horizontally shaped vagesticle. I screamed in pleasure. After about 3 hours, he unloaded on me. My entire body had been white washed.
It look as though I was covered in snow, however, this was no snow. This was wet and sticky, like nickolodian's slime time live. I gagged as I could not breath through the foot deep layer of sperm that coated my recently vaccumed floor. I was lucky as I was planing to buy a new floor the next week. I got up and coughed up a sink's worth of sperm out of my throat and I asked if i would ever see him again as i knew i would be pregnant after so much sperm had entered my vaginal cavity and across my body in my varioius openings.
It was as if a massive snow storm had covered the entire united states. My ob/gyn said that I my body was 78 percent sperm, 21 percent normal body parts, and the rest was of certain sugary texture often used in candy canes that the doc couldn't make sense of. As i limped back to my car, sperm still flowing down my legs as i had not been completly cleaned out yet, there was Carl leaning against my car ready to start another night of fun......
